Shit Skittles

When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.

Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 20, 2010

shit's Skittles

Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.

That guy collect's small stuffed animals. I wonder if he shit's skittles as well.

by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008

Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

shit skittle

The act of shoving skittles up a mans ass a shitting it out on his/her face

Jen really fucked me up with that shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

skittle shit

When you're taking a shit and dropping nuggets that look like 7 Skittles of different colors smushed together with several single Skittle rat turds between nuggets.

Fuck dude, I just took a skittle shit. The first nugget made me taste the rainbow. I need to drink more water before bed. That was brutal.

by Bobby the Bug Man February 18, 2021