Shit Moths 

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.

Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”

Shit Moths by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021

mothball shit 

A term that trailer trash mothers use in conjunction with nappy-haired boys that wake them up after they've already passed out on the dumpster couch.

"MOTHBALL SHIT...you woke me up!"

mothball shit by selah October 26, 2007

motha fucka i smoked yo shit 

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

motha fucka i smoked yo shit by Brian March 7, 2005

shitmotherfuckerbitch 

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

shitmotherfuckerbitch by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

Shitmother by Brighton Early November 5, 2009