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Fuck shit damn bitch 

cocksucker, pussy asshole cunt. motherfucking dirty whore, shat onto my lunch. Piss cunt damn bitch suck my dick Jesus harold christ, shit bitch cocksucker goddamn motherfucker pussy asshole cunt!
Guy 1: Im gonna sing
Guy 2: wut?
Guy 1: Fuck shit damn bitch
Guy 2: oh... fuck

Fuck shit damn 

Expressive phrase used when one four-letter swear word just isn't enough. Used most commonly in the given order, but may else be used as shit fuck damn.
"I just totaled my new car! Fuck shit damn!"
Fuck shit damn by Nigga Chris March 26, 2009

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin 

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

damn fuck shit bitch

This is something you say when you are really mad at something or someone
Person1: "If you dont bring the money back buy 5 o clock then im going to fucking rip your dick off"

Person2: "DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH!"
damn fuck shit bitch by M3guy January 20, 2003

God Damn Shit Fuck 

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!
God Damn Shit Fuck by Sproggs January 8, 2012

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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