Shiser

A word used to call something or someone thats disappointingly bad and could have been fixed.

This game is shiser.

Shiser by Morgan Brigg January 31, 2026

Shiver my nibber 

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.

Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

Shiver my nibber by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Shiternet 

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

Shiternet by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet 

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

Shiternet by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiver Me Timbers 

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

Shiver Me Timbers by British School Slang February 7, 2020

shiwer

to take a shit and shower all in one trip to the bathroom

I took 40 minutes in the bathroom after my shiwer.

shiwer by gabriel cielak January 6, 2008