shirted 

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.

A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.

shirted by Transformers3People0 August 3, 2011

Shirted 

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

Shirted by Akiyn October 13, 2020

shirted 

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

shirted by The Goose February 7, 2005

Shirted 

The act of shirting is to ignore/blank. Often used via Non-verbal comunication by flicking the collar of your shirt at somebody you wish to ignore.

'Motherfucker got shirted'

'That boy purely trying it but i was like SHIRTED!'

Shirted by Pedantic Productions January 17, 2009

shirted 

to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt

ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.

shirted by kozdog January 28, 2008

Shirted 

Slang for "head shirt" a style introduced in the 80s by adolescents and young adult primarily from North America. This style has started to become big again starting in about 2012, and currently being sold in larger stores such as Walmart.

"I loved Cara Delevigne's new photoshoot! She featured so many different shirteds!"

Shirted by ayelmao April 24, 2014

Shirted 

The smell behind the arcade machine or the AC out on the balcony at a hotel

The man I walked pass smelled shirted.

Shirted by Salis October 6, 2020