shirted

(1) A phrase worthy of being placed on a t-shirt. (2) The placing of said phrase on said t-shirt.
A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
by Transformers3People0 August 03, 2011
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shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.
dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!
by The Goose February 07, 2005
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shirted

to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt
ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.
by kozdog January 28, 2008
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shirt

why are you looking up "shirt?"
You wear a fucking shirt.
by lzlnh November 01, 2012
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shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016
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Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004
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a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.
by BeastMaster513 January 05, 2010
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