A: Dude, you look like ass. Get dressed, or we'll be late for church.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
B: These ARE my church clothes.
A: Shirted.
by Transformers3People0 August 03, 2011

by The Goose February 07, 2005

by kozdog January 28, 2008

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.
by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
by BeastMaster513 January 05, 2010
