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Shipocrite

Noun:
Someone in a fandom or a group of friends who ships a character/person with lot's of other characters or people, but doesn't let other people ship that character with whoever they want.
Hypocritical about shipping or ships.

PS. If someone doesn't like a ship because of his or her moral code, that is a different matter
Person 1 (the Shipocrite): "Omigosh! Kara and James from Supergirl are so cute together!"
Person 2: "I don't know, my OTP is Kara and Winn."
Person 1: "geez that ship is awful!"
Shipocrite by SkylarTyme July 15, 2017
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Whipocrite

A person who makes fun of other for being whipped, yet at the same time does whatever his or her significant other says.
Chris is going to a Super Bowl party with his girlfriend and not us? He used to make fun of Bobby for being whipped -- what a whipocrite!

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.
I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.
fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

skipocrite 

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).
skipocrite by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010

Hipocrite 

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.
Hipocrite by user7891 July 27, 2018

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.
Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!
Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite 

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs
The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.
Chipocrite by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016