Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

hipocritster

\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.

hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

by lootfisk August 17, 2011

Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.

person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."

by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012