Hipocritester 

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

Hipocritester by Novelel June 2, 2011

hipocritster 

\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.

hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

hipocritster by lootfisk August 17, 2011

Hypocritster

One whom makes fun of hipsters, yet does many things hipsters do, and yet is not a hipster because they don't do hipster things for hipster reasons.

person 1: "She's such a hipster- she got that skirt from a thrift store"

person 2: "No, she's a hypocritster- she shops at thrift stores because she's poor, and makes fun of the hipsters while she is there."

Hypocritster by TurquoiseFountain March 21, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016