(Noun)
Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.
Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?
Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.
(Enters John)
John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?
Ashley:.....
Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!
(Ashley runs away, crying).
Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?
Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.
(Enters John)
John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?
Ashley:.....
Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!
(Ashley runs away, crying).
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A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.
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Someone in a fandom or a group of friends who ships a character/person with lot's of other characters or people, but doesn't let other people ship that character with whoever they want.
Hypocritical about shipping or ships.
PS. If someone doesn't like a ship because of his or her moral code, that is a different matter
Someone in a fandom or a group of friends who ships a character/person with lot's of other characters or people, but doesn't let other people ship that character with whoever they want.
Hypocritical about shipping or ships.
PS. If someone doesn't like a ship because of his or her moral code, that is a different matter
Person 1 (the Shipocrite): "Omigosh! Kara and James from Supergirl are so cute together!"
Person 2: "I don't know, my OTP is Kara and Winn."
Person 1: "geez that ship is awful!"
Person 2: "I don't know, my OTP is Kara and Winn."
Person 1: "geez that ship is awful!"
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Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.
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