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skipocrite

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).
by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010
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Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.
by General Boof January 4, 2021
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Simpocrite

A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.
Dude: Girl you're such a simp
Girl: stfu I saw your tinder message yesterday, gtfo ya simpocrite
by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020
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Simpocrite

When someone is a simp and a hypocrite
Bruh Bobby is such a simpocrite
by Zackgaming October 20, 2020
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Shipocrite

Noun:
Someone in a fandom or a group of friends who ships a character/person with lot's of other characters or people, but doesn't let other people ship that character with whoever they want.
Hypocritical about shipping or ships.

PS. If someone doesn't like a ship because of his or her moral code, that is a different matter
Person 1 (the Shipocrite): "Omigosh! Kara and James from Supergirl are so cute together!"
Person 2: "I don't know, my OTP is Kara and Winn."
Person 1: "geez that ship is awful!"
by SkylarTyme July 15, 2017
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Sipocrite

One who pretends to consume more of an alcoholic beverage than they really do
That's Derek, he's a sipocrite. He once did a keg stand for 2 minutes without drinking anything.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.
by JollySailor June 15, 2018
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Sypocrite

A Sypocrite is someone who is sipping on a beverage while being a hypocrite.
"hey mate you can't drink that juice!! you Sypocrite"
by Larizzle101 June 2, 2009
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