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skipocrite 

(Noun)

Someone who skips class his or herself, but then chastises you for doing it in a hypocritical manner.
Ashley: Why didn't you go to class today? Slacker.

Brett: I was up all night, nurturing my newborn son. What did I miss?

Ashley: Grow up Brett, get the notes from someone else. I can't stand lazy people.

(Enters John)

John: Hey Ashley! Hi Brett! Why weren't you guys in class today?

Ashley:.....

Brett: Wait... Ashley wasn't there either?! YOU SKIPOCRITE!

(Ashley runs away, crying).
skipocrite by j5thekiznid April 8, 2010

Hipocrite 

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.
Hipocrite by user7891 July 27, 2018

Yipocrite 

Someone completely unaware of their own hypocrisy, and highly critical of others.
The douchebag with the jack in the box avatar is such a Yipocrite.
Yipocrite by Wright Willy Rafer December 18, 2012

hipocrite 

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
hipocrite by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Hipocrite 

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.
"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"
Hipocrite by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

Simpocrite 

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.
Simpocrite by General Boof January 4, 2021