Shipectrum

The Shipectrum (short for Shit Spectrum) is a method of classifying, frankly, anything.

The spectrum goes from one to ten, and works as follows.
- 1 is Total Shit (bad)
- 5 is Mid Shit (okay)
- 10 is Hot Shit (good)

Negative numbers and numbers greater than ten can be used only in extreme cases.

“Man, the current state of the world is at best a 2 on the Shipectrum.”
“Wow, man, this burrito is a total Shipectrum 10!”

by Beef Supremist March 23, 2026

The sub spectrum

1. n. The spectrum below or beneath the autism spectrum.
2. n. Foolish or socially inappropriate behavior.

Did you see Rick at my cousin's wedding?

Yeah, he was eating the flowers out of the center pieces.

That was totally on the sub spectrum. What's wrong with that guy?

by picc285 May 2, 2019

On the spectrum

A phrase used to describe a person with social tics and/or awkwardness usually associated with autism or asperger's syndrome.

"That kid seems a little off to me."
"Yeah, totally - I think he's on the spectrum."

"Sheldon Cooper is such a funny character..he's definitely on the spectrum, though. "

by ggthghjr October 19, 2013

spectrumy

Someone who is possibly autistic (on the spectrum for sure)

Guy 1: Hey you seen that kid before?
Guy 2: Yea, he looks spectrumy to me

by 0lafe June 9, 2016

Spectrum Internet

You want to never access the internet again? You want to get an F on your essay because your internet’s down? Look no further, it’s fucking Spectrum Internet.

We at spectrum fucking dare you to try to connect to the internet. We bet our fucking business you won’t. Spectrum internet is the fucking worst, prove us wrong.

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018

Spectrum

An absolutely unreliable internet connection, commonly crashing up to 4 times a night.

Man I hate Spectrum.

by AceNX May 23, 2021

Gay Spectrum

Just like the Electromagnetic Spectrum (go to Wikipedia you mediocre dunces), the Gay Spectrum lists various wavelengths of Gayness - according to the longest-lasting wavelength of Gayness and the highest frequency of Gayness i.e. strongest.

Randomer 1: Where would you place him on the Gay Spectrum?
Randomer 2: Oh no! The Gay-mma rays burn!!!

by FunkyDAWG May 17, 2012