by MeLaramie March 9, 2011
Yaaarp, I Shink so
by NaTaahleee July 23, 2010
We are taking the shink to Tokyo next weekend, want to come?
Yeah, it's expensive, but we still want to shink it, it's the fastest way to go.
Yeah, it's expensive, but we still want to shink it, it's the fastest way to go.
by Rogue_7 February 10, 2009
Some sort of tattoo that is either corny, too far into the avante garde or just plain terrible to look at.
Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.
. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.
It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.
Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.
. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.
It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.
'Dave' : "Have you seen Henry's shink, he's well proud but i think it's one of the ugliest tat's i've seen".
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."
by Snowcaller February 23, 2015
by Tiny Moran & Big Whit January 28, 2005
To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
Human 2: "What are you going to do?"
Human 1: "I'm thinking I'm going to shink the fuck out of here and make up some bullshit story tomorrow on why it hasn't been finished"
Human 2: "are you confident you'll get away with it?"
Human 1: "brother please, i've been shinking since you were an itch in your daddy's pants...bye bye."
Human:".....what the,..where the hell did he go???"
by Zebrawolf55 September 30, 2011