The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.
Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.
by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023
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by the judge fudge November 30, 2016
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describing a person just coming out of a relationship wishing to become a 'single mingle'. this means wanting time out of a relationship to be free and single, whilst mingling around.
verb:
to 'single mingle' around.
describing a person just coming out of a relationship wishing to become a 'single mingle'. this means wanting time out of a relationship to be free and single, whilst mingling around.
verb:
to 'single mingle' around.
"although i'm upset to have broken up with Michael, i'm glad now i can be a single mingle again."
"ah finally, im free, now i can single mingle around!"
"ah finally, im free, now i can single mingle around!"
by lozmicht4 March 18, 2010
Get the single mingle mug.When a single guy rufies a handful of ladies (3-6) at the same time, and takes them back to his place to "mingle."
Example 1:
Bro 1: Dude that party was so wild. I single mingled 4 girls in my dorm room.
Bro 2: I know! I single mingled 12, some of which had just left your room.
**Hi-Five**
Example 2:
Girl Roommate 1: I don't remember anything from last night, what happened? All I know is my ass hurts so bad.
Girl Roommate 2: Oh my gosh, me too! My b-hole is twice the size it was yesterday.
Girl Roommate 3: **Limps into the room** I think we got single mingled.
Bro 1: Dude that party was so wild. I single mingled 4 girls in my dorm room.
Bro 2: I know! I single mingled 12, some of which had just left your room.
**Hi-Five**
Example 2:
Girl Roommate 1: I don't remember anything from last night, what happened? All I know is my ass hurts so bad.
Girl Roommate 2: Oh my gosh, me too! My b-hole is twice the size it was yesterday.
Girl Roommate 3: **Limps into the room** I think we got single mingled.
by the single mingler September 15, 2011
Get the single mingle mug.When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!
by Negrophiliaphobia July 23, 2022
Get the Mingle Shingles mug.A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
by sukmadick February 27, 2012
Get the Single Ready to Mingle mug.1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
2. you are single and ready to get to know people
by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014
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