shmongloid
shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features
shmongloid by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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shmongloid
shmongloid by shmongloid man November 15, 2020
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Shmongled
Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.
Shmongled by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020
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