shmongloid Share definition Flag shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid shmongloid by shmongloid man November 15, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the shmongloid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch