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It shits 

An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The same thing shitting all over you living room floor might be much worse. Introduced to the masses by the band Bomb The Music Industry and their song "It shits!".
It shits to be stuck at work at least five days a week!
It shits by Nosliw Pilf February 15, 2009

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.
I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!
The shits of it by timmy leary September 25, 2010

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning 

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.
That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

I.T. SHITS 

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.
Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.
I.T. SHITS by Thatfatgirl1985. December 5, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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