Shiftplox

Shiftplox, usually under 30 and someone who acts like they're all that. One of their most favorite things to do is talk to Robloxians on the "Emblem Tales" discord server about experiences they may have when older. Though he has contracted a bad notoriety for being someone who delays games, hence people talk about him or others using this as an adjective for someone who's taking so long.

Bro is pulling a Shiftplox with this one.
Why is you taking as long as a Shiftplox?

Shiftplox by OldBABA January 5, 2023

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Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

Shiftposting by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

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Related Words

Shiftplox • Shitblox • shitplowed • shiftlexia • shiftlopper • shiftpoop • Shiftposting • shitlox • Shitplosion

Shitblox

The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox

Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.

Shitblox by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021

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shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

shiftlexia by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008