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Shiftplox 

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Shiftplox, usually under 30 and someone who acts like they're all that. One of their most favorite things to do is talk to Robloxians on the "Emblem Tales" discord server about experiences they may have when older. Though he has contracted a bad notoriety for being someone who delays games, hence people talk about him or others using this as an adjective for someone who's taking so long.
Bro is pulling a Shiftplox with this one.
Why is you taking as long as a Shiftplox?
Shiftplox by OldBABA January 5, 2023
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Shiftposting 

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To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting
Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*
Shiftposting by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023
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Related Words
Shiftplox • Shitblox • shitplowed • shiftlexia • shiftlopper • shiftpoop • Shiftposting • shitlox • Shitplosion • Shit Plow

Shitblox 

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The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox
Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.
Shitblox by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021
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shiftlexia 

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An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.
Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"
shiftlexia by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008
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Shitblox 

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The official website shitblox.com yeah it’s actually a thing ig
I love shitblox because I am a piece of shit degenerate
Shitblox by Natlei April 26, 2022
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Shitblox 

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The term used for the worst game ever, Roblox.
"Hey, wanna play some Roblox?"

"You mean Shitblox? HELL NO!"
Shitblox by mofolowfo January 13, 2023
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shiftpoop 

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A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!
Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!
shiftpoop by capnhook July 30, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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