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Shitblox 

The official website shitblox.com yeah it’s actually a thing ig
I love shitblox because I am a piece of shit degenerate
Shitblox by Natlei April 26, 2022

Shitblox 

The term used for the worst game ever, Roblox.
"Hey, wanna play some Roblox?"

"You mean Shitblox? HELL NO!"
Shitblox by mofolowfo January 13, 2023

shitbox one 

shitbox one is another microsofts shitty product that will compete with ps4, and wii U. this shit have similar shape and same color with ps4, which why sony put some warning in one of their office door:

Stop Leakage!!!

sony told their prototype product holder to be careful, not to expose it in public, use it in front of many people, or take a photograph of it.

the shitbox will have kinect 2.0, which is the second version of ps2's eyetoy copycat. they also release a god of war ripoff called RYSE as their exclusive. many blunder made by microsoft before their shitty products release, one example is the using of pc to perform game in e3 instead of the real shitbox one.
what is it!!!

its shitbox one!!!

gee, throw it out of window, its disgusting!!!
shitbox one by aagil September 26, 2013
A shitbox is a vehicle with one or more of the following features.

Rebuilt or salvage title

Spare tire on rim/donut

Cracked windshield

Broken window motor

Garbage bag on one or more windows

Exhaust leak

Squealing belt

Bad alternator

Aftermarket emblems

Check engine light is on

Etc..... You get what I'm saying πŸ˜‰
Hey Nate, my shitbox needs a new window. You got any spare contractor trash bags?
Shitbox by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Shitbox 360 

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.
Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.
Shitbox 360 by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010