Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022

Spick Dick

What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.

Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!

by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

by Methcunt November 29, 2010

Slick Dick

An offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. Occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.

1. That Slick Dick motherfucker screwed me out of the deal!

2. "You slept with Sarah and Vicky?" "That's awesome, Slick Dick"

by Christopher Perkins May 16, 2008

Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 6, 2010

Glow Stick Dick

When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.

Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.

by Sammy S Stiffy January 21, 2020