Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 5, 2010

Sick Dick

A male's genitalia that is unable to function in it's formal way and may be infected with AIDS/HIV, warts, and unspecified fluids. This person has a very awful stench due to the inconvenience he's allegedly going through.

Remember that bitch you boned the other day? Well, she was telling everyone that she got gang banged by a couple of niggas and one of them turned out to have a sick dick. Idk what she meant by that until she started to describe what that meant, and bruhh, that's some sick shit!

by MistahRigoh August 15, 2015

sick dick

sex from a guy who has a cold or is generally feeling ill

John Doe: Hey baby...I'm home sick today from work...I feel terrible but im so damn horny

Jane Doe: ur so nasty...i guess its sick dick for me

by pervtasticJR October 22, 2010

sick dick

having or relating to an STD.

you don't want to get with a sick dick

by C. Ren January 18, 2004

sick dick

slight dripping, ferverish, and a constant burning rash around the tip of the penis

that guys got a sick dick!!!

by tyler baswell August 1, 2003

sick dick

Some one trying to act sick!

Person A: Shit....check me out, im a fuckin pimp.

Person B: Your a fuckin sick dick!

by Howl Wrote May 19, 2005

sick dick

Of or pertaining to being sick; A catchy rhyme that enhances the word sick sevenfold; An extension of the word sick.

"OMG! Is that Halo Reach?"

"Yeah!"

"Sick Dick!!!!"

by Mr Fishy Eater January 17, 2010