Skip to main content

Shemoos

A girl that goes to AIMS and is very mean to her BESTIE, and she is horrible at singing but she thinks she’s good.
by Gehydhe February 9, 2022
mugGet the Shemoos mug.

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011
mugGet the Shmoosie Pop mug.

Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
by Hindenburg March 9, 2012
mugGet the Shmoosted mug.

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.
Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
mugGet the ShmooshDozen mug.

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.
Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.
by rsguy225 October 29, 2018
mugGet the Shmoose mug.

shamoosh

A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life
Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005
mugGet the shamoosh mug.

Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique
Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?
by Kidsticky December 31, 2019
mugGet the Shmoosh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email