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Shematthew
Shematthew by SpencerReid June 10, 2011
Shemaiah
Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.
Shemaiah by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013
Tom Sherman Special
Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:
a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.
b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.
b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.
1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.
2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.
3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.
3. Give 'er the ol' TSS
Tom Sherman Special by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014
shempara
shempara by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020
Wet Sherman
Upon reaching climax (usually by HJ or BJ) a man sticks the tip of his still wet penis into his partner's ear. Similar to the manor one would give a "wet willy" with their finger.
Usually deemed disrespectful.
Usually deemed disrespectful.
Wet Sherman by jack-spratt February 6, 2013
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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