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Shelf It 

A way of taking ecstasy.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYMloZpfelc
Alex: "how should i take this pill?"
Trent: "just shelf it"

Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.




** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.

** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.
Shelf It by Wodon! August 6, 2008
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Shelf It 

Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.
Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)
Shelf It by GrizG1 August 24, 2008
Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

shelf item 

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
shelf item by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know
Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING
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