Shejing 

Noun. Pronounced Shuh-Jing :

A crazy person or object that does the most wackiest things in the universe.

Originates from the Chinese string 射精

Jacob: Have you seen this latest clip of Evan?
Ethan: no
Jacob: Here it is

Clip of a topless Evan gyrating to some tiktok music .

Ethan: Really, Why is he acting like a shejing?

Shejing by ErPhox05 February 26, 2024

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

shenjingbing 

1. Neuropathy; mental illness.

2. Informal. Exhibiting markedly odd behavior, especially: due to boredom (a) or highly illogical in reaction (b).

From shenjingbing.com, orig. Mandarin Chinese.

a. and as the lecture progressed, the professor noticed that his students became ever increasingly shen jing bing.

b. I said that I wanted to carve the pumpkin, and his mom went completely shen jing bing on me.

shenjingbing by Shellywu April 3, 2003

Sheaing 

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.

Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

Sheaing by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020

Shijing 

A kind girl that will be there for you often. She will make you happy when you are feeling down and when you aren't she is super fun to hang out with! You are super lucky to have a Shijing in your life

She reminds me of that girl,Shijing.

Shijing by Shiji May 24, 2021

Sheping 

Sheping, a word used to describe the act of a politician asking a question they already know the answer to, in order to make their party or boss look good.

The Conservative MP for Kensington enjoys sheping during Prime Minister’s Questions.

Sheping by Sycosynk July 23, 2020

sheaing it 

v. 1.The action of not doing work and still getting graded well.
2. The action of making fun of all games other than the one game that the "shea-er" plays.

Dude, the kid's sheaing it- he hasn't done any work in the entire semester and still has a B average.

sheaing it by DT_21 June 20, 2003