Also known as Shefs. She always knows what to say and is willing to put her needs aside to help those she cares about. She’s someone who loves to take pictures and keep them as sentiments to remind her of her many joys and blessings in life. Always rocking the grooviest socks and listening to songs from a plethora of genres. Legend has it that her passion in life is driving her friends everywhere. She has a strong fire burning inside her that is very contagious. If you’re lucky enough to be in her immediate circle, you’ve made it. Shefin is a one in a million kind of person and should be treated as such.
The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.
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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
The relationship name given to rock/pop artist Adam Levine and country artist Blake Shelton after their bromance commenced on NBC's The Voice. Has been contested by Justin Bieber, Tony Lucca, and Carson Daly.
Fan Girl #1: Oh my God, did you see how Adam and Blake looked at each other during the blind auditions?
Fan Girl #2: Just another Shevine moment to add to the collection.
Fan Girl #1: Did you see Blakekiss Carson Daly?
Fan Girl #2: No stress, the Shevine is still stronger than anything and will always survive.
The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is
A woman that is hard to get and hard to hold. Once you fall for her you'll never get over her. No other woman could come close. She knows u spirituality and emotionally and gives you everything you need physically but only if she wants to let u in. She doesn't let many in. You will never forget her and will always want her to help u understand yourself. She is a woman. She is the whole package. Every woman has private parts but this woman has a brain. She has power and once she's touched you she's taken all the power of control you ever had.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.