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The Sheetoe is the ultimate mother of all camel toe hoes. The Sheetoe is attracted to hardcore gamers, cigarette smoke, and the smell of a freshly shotgunned Natty Lite. The Sheetoe will sneak up on her potential mate and pounce with the force of 100 bar whores. The Sheetoe will suck you into its massive toe and you will be consumed, never to be seen again.
Dude 1: Yo have you seen Matt and Austin lately?

Dude 2: No bruh. They went out for nattys after gaming and I haven't seen them since.
Dude 1: Maybe the Sheetoe caught their scent and got them.
Dude 2: Rip bros.
Dude 1: We should totally steal all their game shit.
Sheetoe by Katkaestner July 13, 2022
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sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
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Geter Sheeted 

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".
Dude, geter sheeted
Geter Sheeted by beeky21 August 3, 2010

three sheeter 

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.
Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.
three sheeter by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime
Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!
Ctibor is such a sheeter
sheeter by Leti581 June 30, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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