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The Sheetoe is the ultimate mother of all camel toe hoes. The Sheetoe is attracted to hardcore gamers, cigarette smoke, and the smell of a freshly shotgunned Natty Lite. The Sheetoe will sneak up on her potential mate and pounce with the force of 100 bar whores. The Sheetoe will suck you into its massive toe and you will be consumed, never to be seen again.
Dude 1: Yo have you seen Matt and Austin lately?

Dude 2: No bruh. They went out for nattys after gaming and I haven't seen them since.
Dude 1: Maybe the Sheetoe caught their scent and got them.
Dude 2: Rip bros.
Dude 1: We should totally steal all their game shit.
Sheetoe by Katkaestner July 13, 2022
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sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
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Geter Sheeted 

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".
Dude, geter sheeted
Geter Sheeted by beeky21 August 3, 2010

three sheeter 

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.
Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.
three sheeter by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.
I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.
sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime
Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!
Ctibor is such a sheeter
sheeter by Leti581 June 30, 2022
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