Strategically laying down 2 sheets of
toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a
big dump. This can be use to appease your
significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before
my friends show up. It
looks like a
truck stop in here"
- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"
Or
"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."