Strategically laying down 2 sheets of
toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-
load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show
respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks
like a truck stop in here"
- should have
hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"
Or
"I could have stopped eating
chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."