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Sheetnado

When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.
I woke up with no sheets again this morning... The Sheetnado strikes again!
by Kap21 September 18, 2018
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Shitnado

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.
by virtualmichael July 10, 2010
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Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.
After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.
by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014
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Skeetadon

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"
Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."
by SubSonicX January 4, 2009
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Shitnado

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.
Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.
by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019
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shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017
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Shitnado

The shitnado can be defined as the year 2020.
by M.F. Word August 30, 2020
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