Kap21's definitions

Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Hot Pot

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.

I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

Yogabulary

The body of words and poses used in yoga.

No, that is not a "downward dog," you need to work on your Yogabulary.

by Kap21 May 11, 2018

Harmocks

Seat armrests with flexible extensions (i.e. tiny fabric hammocks) at the rear that provide additional rear arm and elbow support to enhance comfort.

The Harmocks on these armrests are amazing in this seat. It's like my elbows are resting on tiny hammocks.

by Kap21 September 18, 2018

Sheetnado

When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.

I woke up with no sheets again this morning... The Sheetnado strikes again!

by Kap21 September 18, 2018