Kap21's definitions

Plogged

A level of blockage in an orifice (i.e. a toilet) that is beyond being clogged or plugged.

This toilet is plogged!

by Kap21 January 25, 2018

Man o'Rinse

The method of cleaning in the shower, commonly used by males, where the soap and scrubbing is focused only on the high stink areas of the body (i.e. arm pits, butt, and package). The assumption is also that since all of the soap and water drains down onto the feet during this shortened shower experience, this potential high stink area is also deemed "clean."

Wife: You still have that temporary tattoo on your arm? Don't you scrub that area?!
Husband: No... I did a Man O'Rinse...

by Kap21 June 15, 2018

Yogabulary

The body of words and poses used in yoga.

No, that is not a "downward dog," you need to work on your Yogabulary.

by Kap21 May 11, 2018

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 2, 2018

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018