Definitions by Kap21
[last name]thirty
last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).
Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...
[last name]thirty by Kap21 November 12, 2021
Potty Trot
A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).
I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!
Potty Trot by Kap21 October 2, 2018
Harmocks
Seat armrests with flexible extensions (i.e. tiny fabric hammocks) at the rear that provide additional rear arm and elbow support to enhance comfort.
Sheetnado
When a significant other generates a tiny vortex from restless body spinning during a deep sleep cycle that sucks all existing bed sheets in the area toward his/her core creating a burrito-like sheet structure and no sheets for any other occupants in the bed.
Man o'Rinse
The method of cleaning in the shower, commonly used by males, where the soap and scrubbing is focused only on the high stink areas of the body (i.e. arm pits, butt, and package). The assumption is also that since all of the soap and water drains down onto the feet during this shortened shower experience, this potential high stink area is also deemed "clean."
Wife: You still have that temporary tattoo on your arm? Don't you scrub that area?!
Husband: No... I did a Man O'Rinse...
Husband: No... I did a Man O'Rinse...
Man o'Rinse by Kap21 June 15, 2018
Push Hour
The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.