Harmocks

Seat armrests with flexible extensions (i.e. tiny fabric hammocks) at the rear that provide additional rear arm and elbow support to enhance comfort.

The Harmocks on these armrests are amazing in this seat. It's like my elbows are resting on tiny hammocks.

by Kap21 September 18, 2018

Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.

Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.

by Kap21 March 10, 2018

Yogabulary

The body of words and poses used in yoga.

No, that is not a "downward dog," you need to work on your Yogabulary.

by Kap21 March 16, 2018

Plogged

A level of blockage in an orifice (i.e. a toilet) that is beyond being clogged or plugged.

This toilet is plogged!

by Kap21 January 26, 2018

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!

by Kap21 October 03, 2018

Hot Pot

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.

I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...

by Kap21 May 12, 2018

Push Hour

The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.

Tried to take a dump, but looks like peak Push Hour. All the stalls were taken, bro.

by Kap21 May 11, 2018