Shawphobia

When you see someone with the last name shaw and you are afraid of them and afraid to go near them.

*Mr shaw walks up to you*

You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?

You: it’s because I have shawphobia

Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary

Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him

Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married

Jesse: okay

*2 weeks later*

Jesse: I do

Church man: you man now kiss the bride

Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited

Shawphobia by Sussy Ruby and Jesse lover January 6, 2023

snowphobia 

The dread or fear of snow.

As the first frosty fluffy flakes began to fall out of the sky everyone suffering from snowphobia hurried indoors

snowphobia by jpg3 November 2, 2011

Shmaphobia 

Fear of peeing while submerged in water.

Shmamimpia has a shmaphobia

Shmaphobia by Shmamimpia June 24, 2009

Yee-hawphobia 

The fear of hicks, country boys/girls, etc.

Guy 1 “ look at that country boy.”

Guy2 “ oh no my yee-hawphobia is kicking in!!!”

Yee-hawphobia by Lil Beef Patty March 5, 2019

sarphobia 

The fear of Sarah

Dude Al is such a pussy, he has Sarphobia after she hit him.

sarphobia by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018

shitphobia 

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

shitphobia by LeonC December 15, 2002

shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008