Shawnify

to manipulate something to the point where it's so easy that it's silly.

When Calculus problems are shawnified,(shawnify in past tense) it's enough to make calculus students laugh as they see the simple algebra problem at the end.

Shawnify by Thedeafgirl January 12, 2011

Shawniya 

A girl who is cute,funny, and sometimes she may seem like she’s high because of her humor. Sometimes she can be misunderstood and may act a type of way. Shawniya is a girl that is talented and knows what she’s doing if you don’t have yourself a Shawniya then what the fuck are you doing. If you ever get a Shawniya make sure to keep her, respect her, and treat her right. If you don’t got a Shawniya then you’re missing out.

I wish I was a Shawniya

Shawniya by Me_.me May 28, 2018

Shanify 

When your best friend of many long years screws you over and puts you in a moderate/severe state of rage. Unlike normal deceit by normal assholes, prior to getting Shanified you know that the probability of you getting your trip taken is very high because it has happened several times before to you and to several of your close friends by the culprit in question.

The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.

Dude 3: Hey Dude 2, what’re you doing here? You’re supposed to be at the Greenday concert.

Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.

Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?

Shanify by Brightpsyde March 6, 2010

Shawnified 

Someone who is very stupid with no common sense. Their mood is normally constant regardless of mind change. Sometimes with one word responses.
I.E. Usually in their normal state or completely stoned.

I walked right inside and ate all the nachos, broke furniture. Totally shawnified this house.

Shawnified by Richiem000 September 12, 2019

shaunify 

The act of having a Taiwanese hooker massage the back of your knees with blended fish gills, while in the the hollowed out carcass of a large mammal, preferably a camel.

Me and Mr. Ellan went to San Francisco and he totally got shaunified by three dudes.

Let's shaunify the freshman after school!

shaunify by Ghetto fabulous c jazz March 9, 2010

Shawtify 

to wife a hoe up

i’m tryna shawtify this hoe

Shawtify by WeenieConsumer December 29, 2021