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shaunify 

The act of having a Taiwanese hooker massage the back of your knees with blended fish gills, while in the the hollowed out carcass of a large mammal, preferably a camel.
Me and Mr. Ellan went to San Francisco and he totally got shaunified by three dudes.

Let's shaunify the freshman after school!
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When your best friend of many long years screws you over and puts you in a moderate/severe state of rage. Unlike normal deceit by normal assholes, prior to getting Shanified you know that the probability of you getting your trip taken is very high because it has happened several times before to you and to several of your close friends by the culprit in question.

The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.
Dude 3: Hey Dude 2, what’re you doing here? You’re supposed to be at the Greenday concert.

Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.

Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?
Shanify by Brightpsyde March 6, 2010
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to manipulate something to the point where it's so easy that it's silly.
When Calculus problems are shawnified,(shawnify in past tense) it's enough to make calculus students laugh as they see the simple algebra problem at the end.
Shawnify by Thedeafgirl January 12, 2011

shauniya 

A very smart and loving person. She cares and loves her school work. She loves her family and loves the people around her. Shauniya is not shy at all, when she has to show her inner self she will. She has a very turn't personality. And a very turn't best friend. She also loves school.
When you did that play you '' Shauniya'd '' it.
shauniya by ygk._niya April 25, 2019

Shauniya 

A loving person,that loves her family. She is very crazy when she has to be.She is very over protective of her family. She has a great bestfriend name TyNya. She can be the loveliest person (when she wants to be). Shauniya loves her family in fact she is going to a family get together this weekend. If there is a big party Shauniya will be in the middle of the dance floor. She's not shy, not one bit. The point is that Shauniya loves her family and friends. Probably even you.
Shauniya is a better turn't person than you!
Shauniya by ygk._niya September 26, 2019
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