Shawndis 

Someone who inserts finger into rectum, poops, and then spends the next week licking the finger and also participates in incest.

If it looks like a Shawndis and smells like a Shawndis, by golly its a Shawndis.

Shawndis by Shawndis March 8, 2016

The Marshawn Shawndis 

A deliberate and powerful wet fart attributed to the fact that one does not want to get fined.

The Seahawks running back has let caused discord in the locker room due to his propensity to enactThe Marshawn Shawndis.

The Marshawn Shawndis by Shawndis March 17, 2016

Shandis 

Is a South African slang word which means "something". It is mostly used by youth.

Person A : Hey bra you got that shandis?
Person B : Oh I got it!

Shandis by MartinezSA March 25, 2017

Shawnism 

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness

Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"

Shawnism by Shawnism! April 9, 2011

shawndi 

Shawndi's are wonderful ladies. They are tall with brown hair green eyes and wonderful shaped bodies what you see them your jaw will drop all the boys follow her

When shawndi's came down the hallway all the boys gathered around her.

shawndi by Christoher May 20, 2018

shawnise 

Attempt to pronounce all abbreviations.

Victor: So what you gonna be after you get your PhD?
Shawn: I'm gonna be a Dur (Dr.)
Victor: What??
Shawn: I just shawnised my title. Duh.

shawnise by Derplette August 30, 2013

shawntis 

An amazing beautiful girl who will fight somebody if they mess with her kids or friends. She hardworking and she don’t play! She loving, honest, and has a big booty and very bless and grateful.

Shawntis is an amazing person

shawntis by Khamiltate April 3, 2020