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Shawndis 

Someone who inserts finger into rectum, poops, and then spends the next week licking the finger and also participates in incest.
If it looks like a Shawndis and smells like a Shawndis, by golly its a Shawndis.
Shawndis by Shawndis March 8, 2016
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The Marshawn Shawndis 

A deliberate and powerful wet fart attributed to the fact that one does not want to get fined.
The Seahawks running back has let caused discord in the locker room due to his propensity to enactThe Marshawn Shawndis.
Is a South African slang word which means "something". It is mostly used by youth.
Person A : Hey bra you got that shandis?
Person B : Oh I got it!
Shandis by MartinezSA March 25, 2017

Shawnism 

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness
Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"
Shawnism by Shawnism! April 9, 2011
Shawndi's are wonderful ladies. They are tall with brown hair green eyes and wonderful shaped bodies what you see them your jaw will drop all the boys follow her
When shawndi's came down the hallway all the boys gathered around her.
shawndi by Christoher May 20, 2018

shawnise 

Victor: So what you gonna be after you get your PhD?
Shawn: I'm gonna be a Dur (Dr.)
Victor: What??
Shawn: I just shawnised my title. Duh.
shawnise by Derplette August 30, 2013

shawntis 

An amazing beautiful girl who will fight somebody if they mess with her kids or friends. She hardworking and she don’t play! She loving, honest, and has a big booty and very bless and grateful.
Shawntis is an amazing person
shawntis by Khamiltate April 3, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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