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Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
by BodyThief January 12, 2006
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