Shatspeare

A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.

The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker

Shatspeare by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespeare Lines 

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

Shakespeare Lines by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

Shakespeare by kate November 22, 2004

Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

Shakespeare by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018

Shakespearean sex 

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.

Shakespearean sex by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespeare theater 

To declare your unsubscription or unfollowing of an internet channel, brand or product in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Well it has been fun, but because you have deviated from your original content, I have decided enough is enough! Perhaps one day I will follow you again when your content meets my standards once more. Good day!"

"Magnificent Shakespeare theater. Bravo."

Shakespeare theater by gardens October 4, 2012