Shartyrdom

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

shatterdome

when someone who is hopped up on meth gives u a fire blowjob

she gave me the shatterdome foo

by johnny mayonnaise September 30, 2022