Gary: Wanna hear a sharecret?
Ash: Sure, what is it?
Stranger: Can I hear too?
Gary: NO YOU CAN'T FAGGOT. Be jealous.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Jane: You told Mary what I told you in confidence?

John: I trust her with a secret.

Jane: You mean sharecret? It wasn't your secret to tell.

OR
John: I need to tell you something something that Jane told me, but she told me in confidence and you can't tell anyone else.

Mary: I won't tell anyone else. it will be our little sharecret.