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Shaft shot

Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions
O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!
Shaft shot by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015

Shirt Shot 

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.
"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"
Shirt Shot by Cat Food October 20, 2009

short shot 

Short shot is slang for when someone takes too long to ejaculate during sex.
Last night I had sex with Randy, but it turns out he's a short shot.
short shot by anonymous March 26, 2017

Short Shot 

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.
I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.
Short Shot by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

shat your shot 

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
shat your shot by The Languager October 28, 2023

shartspots 

Shart rings, similar to crop circles, in your underwear caused by excessive turtling while passing gas.
Holy shit, my underwear is a near work of art with all the shartspots
shartspots by shartmaster October 29, 2009