(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
Get the Shart Martyr mug.(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
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