Definitions by BradTheChad

Rasquatch

Like a Sasquatch, but smaller and faster with more of a squatting posture.

Gabe didn’t make YouTube Rewind, so he went out to find a Rasquatch.

Rasquatch by BradTheChad September 24, 2021

Lazy Susan 

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

Lazy Susan by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Sharty Marty 

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.

Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”

Sharty Marty by BradTheChad November 29, 2017