Shart, shArt, sharT
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I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
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The Shart Rule
This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
The Shart Rule by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021
shart mouth
Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.
shart mouth by Allen3000 August 6, 2015
Mouth Shart
When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.
Mouth Shart by Diego Chinchilla May 9, 2010
shart net
The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.
Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")