Sharrened 

When you've been drinking far to many dirty shots in the metro and can't remember who the fuck you are and how you got there.

You look wasted, yeah I got sharrened

Sharrened by Dontreallyknowwhathappened October 16, 2018

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

Sharree 

Sharree.com is a community website where small YouTubers can promote their YouTube videos and channel to get more YouTube views and subscribers for free. Sharree is the largest community website geared towards small YouTubers with over 200,000 users who are promoting their own videos and viewing the videos of others.

Person 1: Hey man where can I promote my YouTube videos to get more YouTube views for free?
Person 2: Maybe you should try sharree.com

Sharree by McGeezax October 23, 2019

Sharene 

The most beautiful, sexy girl in the world. So extreamly sweet and makes you feel like you are the most important loved thing in the world. With the biggest heart. Her arms are so warm and safe and she is the best thing to cuddle at night. Lips so soft and kissable. Sharene has the bestest smile and best curves. You'll want a Sharene every minute of everyday.

One- Man that gurl is dang fine!
Two- Nah, nothing like a Sharene!

Sharene by :) ilydell February 6, 2010

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Sharlene

Sharlene is a girl name

Sharlene is a beautiful girl

Sharlene by Redants February 25, 2019