Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.
2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.
Sharlet is the most amazing woman/girl alive. She hides her feelings, and is very sensitive. If she likes you, she'll sneak some quick glances. Get to know her, she'll be super sweet, hilarious, and absolutely adorable. Every single word you say could be on repeat in her mind, so be careful of what you say. When you first meet her, she'll be quiet and reserved. Then she'll never stop talking and will be confident around you. Don't wait, go for her.
Guy: "Sharlet's so amazing. When I met her, she was quiet, but then showed me the real her when I asked her out."