shartlet

A tiny shart, otherwise a nickname for a cat named charlotte

Oops... I just had a shartlet!

by EpicSoEpic June 27, 2022

shartlet

A short person taking a shart. At the point of said shart they become the shartlet.

God I fucking love drop kicking shartlets

by shartlet December 12, 2022

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. July 29, 2007

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009

Shartlesville

1) The private hell one spends time in while looking for a wardrobe change or bathroom after a shart.

2) A tiny, backwood town in the middle of Pennsylvania with no notariety whatsoever except for it's amusingly unfortunate rootword in it's name -- shart.

Caller 1: You left the party fast! Where are now?

Caller 2: Oh...no where. Just wastin' away again in my own Shartlesville.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

sharlet

Sharlet is the most amazing woman/girl alive. She hides her feelings, and is very sensitive. If she likes you, she'll sneak some quick glances. Get to know her, she'll be super sweet, hilarious, and absolutely adorable. Every single word you say could be on repeat in her mind, so be careful of what you say. When you first meet her, she'll be quiet and reserved. Then she'll never stop talking and will be confident around you. Don't wait, go for her.

Guy: "Sharlet's so amazing. When I met her, she was quiet, but then showed me the real her when I asked her out."

by thatrandomgirl022 July 19, 2016