Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

Shark Shit by 777geez June 23, 2019

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

Shark Shit by blueminati February 11, 2025

shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.

Your lower than shark-shit

shark-shit by freddy2 January 30, 2008

Shark shit pussy 

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.

That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!

Shark shit pussy by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

Shit-Shark 

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.

Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."

Shit-Shark by Mr. French May 24, 2012

shit shark 

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets

I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.

shit shark by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

Shit shark 

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHARK

Shit shark by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020