Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.

Your lower than shark-shit

by freddy2 January 30, 2008

Shark shit pussy

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.

That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!

by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

Do sharks shit in the sea?

To respond in the extreme affirmative.

Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?

by BottomBiter May 22, 2009

Shark that Shit

The act of finding a song on grooveshark.com and playing it. Usually used as a request/demand.

Yo Pedro, that new Miley song is off the shit son. I can't get that shit out of my head. Shark that Shit!

by mynutzbitch May 6, 2010

Shit-Shark

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.

Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."

by Mr. French February 29, 2012

shit shark

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets

I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006