9 definitions by 777geez
Listen Ryan, if you wanna come over to my house for the Pacquiao fight on Friday, be sure not bring all them loud ass idiot friends of yours; my dad said Chillipinos ONLY.
by 777geez October 4, 2015
A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.
"Hey girl, is it true the more make-up costs, the longer it lasts?"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"
by 777geez June 23, 2019
this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
by 777geez October 4, 2015
A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
by 777geez June 23, 2019
this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also
Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....
by 777geez October 4, 2015
this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
by 777geez October 4, 2015
Jayster is a nickname for a woman named Jackie. A Fine Ass Woman who knows how to treat, please, and satisify any Man lucky enough to cum into contact with her on an intimate level. She has a killer sexy smile, beautiful soft and healthy hair that u just wanna run ur fingers thru as she pleasures you day in and day out.She has perfect , volumptuous size breasts that youd die for just to get a glimse of; the kind of breasts that you cud masterbate to at any time of the day just by thinking about them. She has an ASS that makes you wanna get lost in forever, its so big and perfectly shaped. And last but not least, she has the cookie of a Goddess im sure, and is no match for any mortal man except that of a man with a cock thats so mighty and rock hard that it tames her into a sex driven beast that wants to constantly be drilled, day in and day out. Jayster is undoubtedly my fantasy and best dream EVER!!
JaysterJackie BreastsSEXYMASTERBATE
by 777geez August 3, 2013