777geez's definitions

Joker Blue

A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.

"Hey girl, is it true the more make-up costs, the longer it lasts?"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Dick Dunked

this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick

I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Cock Chalk

this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...

Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

plum thumb

this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also

Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....

by 777geez November 20, 2015

He-Tits

these are basically tits on a guy...

Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!

by 777geez November 20, 2015