Shargwa

One who tries to tame a pest-a-gooseasaurus. His statements proclaiming his superior intellect, humour and incredible good looks are frequently found to have a disclaimer clause attached. A high IQ is let down by a low EQ. Makes a terrible friend who is incapable of friendly banter or remembering ones birthday. His inability to see the bigger picture lost him his chance of ever taming such a rare species as the pest-a-gooseasaurus.

You are a shargwa.

by Pestygoose May 25, 2018

Shargwa

One who tries to tame a pest-a-gooseasaurus. His statements proclaiming his superior intellect, humour and incredible good looks are frequently found to have a disclaimer clause attached. His high IQ is let down by his low EQ and lost him his chance at catching such a rare species as the pest-a-gooseasaurus.

You are a shargwa.

by Pestygoose May 27, 2018

Shareware

Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.

a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it

I downloaded this Shareware App off the 'Net, you can't export to format XYZ, but otherwise it is great.

by Steve January 5, 2004

sharkwater

A flavored kamikaze cocktail created at Cliff's Lounge in Lincoln, NE. Its basically a giant shot on the rocks in a pint glass.

I had a sharkwater at Cliff's Lounge.

by Ryan Detlefsen March 20, 2008

ShagWagon

1. A car that you have intercourse in.

2. A really cool kid with the last name "Abshagen"

1.Dude check out my ShagWagon!

2. Hey man, you know that kid Ryan? His nickname is "ShagWagon"

by Shagwagon June 25, 2008

shagwan

synonym for "dibs" - meaning ownership over something

I shagwaned that (i got dibs on that)

by #&@^$*%($ June 24, 2007

Sharwath

Someone who is lanky, unsocial, prepubescent and/or mentally retarded. They have a tendency to stick to one comeback and that usually backfires in their face. You know your a Sharwath if you never leave the house, you count your cousins as your only one or two, or however many in that case, friends.You also have a tendency to talk really slow and walk around like a rooster, with wide struts and a bobbing up and down motion.

"anyone see chris recently, hes become a real sharwath lately"

Kyle:"Do you play World of War Craft at all"
John:"Uh no, what the hell do you think I am, Sharwath?"
Kyle:(anal voice)"HEY!"

by kmfdm665attak December 12, 2008