shagwank

To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.

'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'

by Richhhieee January 6, 2007

slagwank

a combination of words devised by a Genius, to form a rather disgusting insult.

oh, Faiza, you are such a slagwank

by Eleanor107 June 23, 2007

Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

shagwan

synonym for "dibs" - meaning ownership over something

I shagwaned that (i got dibs on that)

by #&@^$*%($ June 24, 2007

Shawankawank

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.

Man, she's being a shawankawank

by ian November 17, 2004

Shawank redemption

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.

Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.

by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010