CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

by AKACroatalin January 10, 2016

Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.

Don't cry, craft.

by juliaock September 8, 2015

Craft

Put something together and combine them to make something.
E.g.
Red+yellow=orange

Jeff use his items and crafted a sword.

by KellyTheGamer98 March 21, 2017

Craft

(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.

"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."

by DgDeBx February 27, 2012

CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.

School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "

by Ciiberus December 1, 2003

Craft

Originating from the word 'Crafty' and 'to craft. Craft can be used in multiple contexts.

The word can be used to show appreciation for an action or, inanimate object.

Can be used to describe a person as being smart and entrepreneurial in their activities.

'Oh, those are craft shoes man'

'You managed to sell all that? You're craft bro'

'That guy over there? Yeah he's craft af'

by Chodben July 3, 2018

craft

v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.

That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.

by Ashley St. Claire March 14, 2003