A black hooker that is in almost every way disgusting. She's probably old, has sag marks and is basically made out of plastic. She as her name recommends will probably queef or maybe even shit on you. You never really know with a ShartQueefSha
Person 1: "Dude! That hooker just shit on me!
Person 2:"Total ShartQueefSha man...."
A 7 foot something woman who set records for most dudes fucked by a female. She is believed to have wilt chamberlainbeat, but there are no legitimate sources to verify these claims.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.