Shapiru

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels, fancy pants, sheets made from pubes and tears, & lollipops. Also see

I heard Steven Crowder cucked and turned into a Shapiru, gets Weinsteined at Esptein Island with Joe Rogan.

by Holocaustwasalie August 8, 2019

Cal Shapiro

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.

by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

Shapirical

Adjective: a serious opinion that can't be discerned from parodying, typically from a pseudointellectual.

Ben Shapiro's statement that it's your fault for accepting a low wage job was shapirical.

by Tennessee Ton August 26, 2020

Shahiru

Shahiru, the unknown, for ages people have tried to understand him but he's just too damn strong

"Yo, have you seen Shahiru?"
"Oh you mean that GUY? Yeah he's staring at a carpet rn"

by MaestroMan21 August 1, 2019

to Shapiro

"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.

Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me

by anuncertainsomeone March 20, 2022

Ben Shapiro

Renowned hypotheticalist. He hates everything that's left. He wouldn't even take a left turn while driving even if his life counted on it. He also has a wife, trust me, he does, and she's a doctor.

Guy 1 - "So I was watching a podcast on TV and there was this one annoying dude who kept blabbering about radical leftists in a squirrel-like high pitched bullet train voice

Guy 2 -"I think you were listening to Ben Shapiro."

by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Shapiro

During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.

"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"

by TheDailyWire April 8, 2020