Definitions by Lochad

Shamu'd

When sitting on a toilet, your shit is so hard it splashes the toilet water back up on to your ass.

I got shamu'd last night in the public restroom at Walmart.

Shamu'd by Lochad November 18, 2019

A person who is toxic and a despicable human being near a group of people.

There is a fungus amungus. Hurry let's get away from it.