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Shampiddle 

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shazizzle 

“Shit” is the definition, but in a lame white person’s attempt to try to use “shizzle” basically. Ironically trying to say something is “the shit” when in actuality it is describing it as being shit itself, like the person using the word (also shit) and trying to play it off as a fun word they discovered. It’s just a rip-off. People that use this word are most likely phonies.
Ex: Geez Louise! This event is going to be a shazizzle fest!!! I bet ya top dollar it’ll be worth top dollar!”
Shazizzle by DefineDevineTruth October 3, 2019

Shambazzle

Interjection A combination of Wombazzle and Shamwow, shambazzle is an exclamation of joy or agreement. Common missuses of this term are when used to express displeasure, disagreement, disappointment, or disgust.
"Dude you just bowled a 300. Shambazzle!"

"you want to go to the mall later?
"Hell yeah I do, Shambazzle!"

"Woot Woot Shambazzle!"
Shambazzle by Jein Verisco January 27, 2010

shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006
A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.
Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

Shampizz 

n. The white foamy substance formed on the top of the hands after shampooing the head/hair.
Tommy used Shampizz to clean the other patches of hair on his body.
Shampizz by Austin Bizer March 19, 2009